Yesterday, the owner of the missing White Fete dress explained that she received a call from Total Imports notifying her that her dress had arrived. Without hesitation, she excitingly went to collect it.
“That dress was going to turn a lot of heads Saturday,” she expressed. After arriving home at about 2:36pm, she thoroughly washed the dress with a blue soap and a few drops of bleach then hanged it on her clothesline to dry.
The dress owner told MUB that she fell asleep before she got a chance to take the dress off the line. Apparently, someone liked the dress more than she did. The next day when she woke up, to her surprise the “frack was gone!”.
“They even had the nerve to fill in the gap with one of my underwear,” she said. She described the outfit to be a semi-transparent, long sleeve white dress with silver attachments in the front, and a half slit at the mid back of the dress. “It can only be worn with a G-string,” she explained.
As a means of acquiring more information on the matter, MUB decided to speak to the neighbor living directly behind of the victim.The neighbor was able to give us a vivid description of the dress. It was as if she was the one who ordered it from Amazon.
“I saw when she was hanging out the dress before I left to go to work, and when I got back home after 1 am, it was still swinging on the line,” said the neighbor. “I don’t know what happened after that”.
If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of the stolen dress please contact MUB asap. There is a $15.75 reward.