Yo MUB, ma hear Menace XL big you up on the Pull Up Show and ma say mi haffu share this one with you because me done know mi na see this gyal again and let Menace know that alcohol and his song cause me fu lose ma kip-woman and mek she man swell up ma jaw.
When you hear dem say rum na play, you better believe it. I left from Jr’s Spot Sunday tipsy like one rabbit and you know when rum in the system the soldier always hard and ready fu kick in all doors. On the way to the car, I started to feel up the woman I claim to be my kip-woman ass. She know once me start play with the bottom is sex I want.
She told me that she wouldn’t be able to satisfy me tonight because she done promise her man sex when he done from work. Ma na go lie mi min bex because fu tell the truth, I spend more money pan she than he. He always ar ball say he hab plenty responsibilities to tek care of. MUB, mi hab responsibilities too but mi mek sure mi always set aside money fu keep she happy.
Mi na min wa go home with this feeling tarl and she ar the only woman mi a deal with so it’s not like I could have link someone else. MUB, ma beg and ma beg but she na budge tarl. If is one thing about her, when she drinks VODKA, she gets horny really fast. So, I tried to pull a fast one and stop off by this Spanish bar.
As soon as we got to the bar, I ordered her a Vodka and I told the bartender fu mek sure she make it strong. MUB, ma believe that she was on to me because up to now she na drink one glass. I had to end up drinking all two of them.
Look, I don’t know what the f#$K they have in Absolute but that shit doesn’t work well with me at all. It was the first time I ever drank it and that shit made the situation worse. On the way home, I tried begging again and she gave me a little hand job but that just wasn’t enough for me.
MUB, I don’t know what the hell got into me but after I dropped her off, I saw her man driving up further down the road and dem time dey my radio hook up to my phone and mi a blast Menace XL song “Sharing Is Caring” and you know my stupid ass stopped the gyal man and mek he know that I am her Kip-man and sharing is caring and I’m the one that spends on her and keeps her happy. I told him that I am willing to pay him any amount of money for me to take his woman home with me .
MUB, the man knocked mi one box inna ma face, ma swear I nearly got knocked out. Mi run back inna ma car and drive off fast no shit. I don’t know what he did or said to his woman but she blocked me from calling and messaging her. That is the last time I will be listening to any song for Menace under the Influence.
Right now, I’m here treating my jaw. I’m hoping that it goes down by Thursday before I go back out to work.
I wasn’t going to say anything but after listening to Menace song twice, I just can’t help but wonder if you heard a different set of words. My brother, you need to go back and listen to the lyrics of the song. Menace clearly used words like “secrecy” and phrases like “your secret is safe with me,” and the hook of the song clearly repeats “NO BODY AR GO KNOW!”
Boss, you went and did the complete opposite of what the song is saying. You basically introduce yourself as the kip-man. Sir, please do yourself a favor and come out of the kip-man game. It’s clearly not for you.
People, please listen to the song and let me know what message you got because I must be hearing something different!